This abberation of nature exists. Now the question is, why? An extremely emphatic why, oh goooood.
Sometime in the future I will try to justify this as a noble and disinterested social experiment. I mean, I bought clothing that none of my dolls would in their right minds wear just to see what would happen when they wore it. For science.
See, I've concluded that the way I style my dolls is pretty much incompatible with the majority of doll clothes being produced.
Alfie is wearing a rainbow shirtdress and a frilly hair ribbon. Liesel is wearing an...exciting print. That is all.